A man balances a piece of pumice rock on his legs in Katmai National Park and Preserve, Alaska, September 1921.Photograph by Lucius G. Folsom, National Geographic
On last week’s pod we had to pick which EPL players we think would make the best rock band. #GFOP killed us with this submission for a band called STRAIGHT RED.
EPLfan writes:Based on a recent pod in which the guys riffed about which EPL stars would make great band members, I would like to propose a new contest as well as submit the first entry. Please enjoy a rare photograph of ! STRAIGHT RED ! Band dynamics detailed below.Sound: blues-based mainstream rock and freaking rollVocals: Andy Carroll- loutish, womanizer, frequently intoxicated and afoul of the law, battles weight, prone to occasional bits of sheer brilliance but largely unreliableGuitar: Martin Skrtel- flat out shreds, known for spitting on fans who are talking or recording iPhone videos during live shows, frequently at odds with lead singerKeyboard: David Silva- brooding, contemplative, goes largely unnoticed due to his diminutive stature, quietly responsible for 90% of the creativity and initiative in the songwriting processDrums: Peter Crouch- affable, consistent, due to his superhuman reach, plays a drum kit that is quintuple the size of the average kitWar Pig!
Argentine gauchos race across a lake near Beron de Astrada, November 1980.Photograph by O. Louis Mazzatenta, National Geographic